{"product_id":"funny-rude-christmas-bauble-mirrored-acrylic","title":"Funny Rude Christmas Bauble – Mirrored Acrylic Sweary Christmas Tree Decoration","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBring a bit of inappropriate festive cheer to the Christmas tree with our funny mirrored acrylic Christmas baubles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for anyone whose Christmas spirit comes with a side of sarcasm, each bauble is engraved with your choice of one of three sweary Christmas sayings and finished with rustic jute string ready to hang.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose from:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Ho Ho Fucking Ho”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I Fucking Hate Christmas”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“It’s Christmas Bitches”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose Your Mirror Acrylic Colour\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGold\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSilver\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRose Gold\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApprox. 8cm round Christmas bauble\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from mirrored acrylic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProfessionally engraved design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoice of 3 funny Christmas sayings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoice of gold, silver or rose gold mirror acrylic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSupplied with jute string\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight and easy to hang\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReusable year after year\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEngraving creates a permanent finish that will not peel like vinyl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese rude Christmas decorations make brilliant stocking fillers, Secret Santa gifts, funny gifts for friends or simply an alternative Christmas decoration for your own tree.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note that mirrored acrylic is reflective, so the appearance and shade may vary slightly depending on lighting and surroundings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaking \u0026amp; Delivery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach bauble is made to order. Please allow up to 5 working days for your order to be made and dispatched. During busy periods, particularly in the run-up to Christmas, this may increase to 7–10 working days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eParcels are sent using Royal Mail Tracked 48 unless a postage upgrade is purchased at checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease allow at least 5 working days after dispatch before contacting us regarding a parcel that has not arrived.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you need your order for a specific date, please allow enough time for both processing and delivery. You are welcome to contact us before ordering if you are unsure whether we can meet your required date.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDelivery estimates may be affected by bank holidays, adverse weather, Royal Mail delays and other circumstances outside our control.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAt Touch of Appreciation, we don’t just create gifts—we help you show someone they matter in a way they’ll remember.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Touch of Appreciation","offers":[{"title":"silver \/ ho ho fucking ho","offer_id":53679116091723,"sku":"ET-26517994957","price":6.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"silver \/ I hate Christmas","offer_id":53679116124491,"sku":"ET-26517994967","price":6.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"silver \/ it’s Christmas bitch","offer_id":53679116190027,"sku":"ET-26517994973","price":6.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"gold \/ ho ho fucking ho","offer_id":53679116222795,"sku":"ET-26878855044","price":6.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"gold \/ I hate Christmas","offer_id":53679116255563,"sku":"ET-26878855048","price":6.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"gold \/ it’s Christmas bitch","offer_id":53679116321099,"sku":"ET-26878855056","price":6.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"rose gold \/ ho ho fucking ho","offer_id":53679116353867,"sku":"ET-26878855060","price":6.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"rose gold \/ I hate Christmas","offer_id":53679116386635,"sku":"ET-26517994981","price":6.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"rose gold \/ it’s Christmas bitch","offer_id":53679116452171,"sku":"ET-26878855068","price":6.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0821\/9698\/8235\/files\/rudebauble3.png?v=1787325343","url":"https:\/\/www.touchofappreciation.co.uk\/products\/funny-rude-christmas-bauble-mirrored-acrylic","provider":"Touch of Appreciation","version":"1.0","type":"link"}