• A thank-you card design for a small business, featuring the text 'THANK YOU FOR ORDERING FROM MY SMALL BUSINESS' in gold serif font, a black cursive signature reading 'Kirsty x', and a 'Touch of Appreciation' logo at the bottom on a white background.
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Touch of Appreciation

Better Penises Are Coming – Funny Rude Divorce & Breakup Card

Better Penises Are Coming – Funny Rude Divorce & Breakup Card

£3.99 GBP
£3.99 GBP
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Better Penises Are Coming

Because sometimes after a breakup, “everything happens for a reason” isn't quite what your friend needs to hear.

This cheeky “Better Penises Are Coming” card is made for the friend who's survived the relationship and is ready for their next chapter — preferably with an upgrade.

Featuring a colourful illustrated design and unapologetically rude wording, this is the perfect alternative to a traditional sympathy-style divorce card.

Ideal for divorces, breakups, newly single friends, divorce parties or simply reminding someone that better things may be waiting around the corner.

Perfect For

Divorce celebrations, newly single friends, breakup pick-me-ups, divorce parties, fresh starts, friendship gifts and anyone with a brilliantly inappropriate sense of humour.

Card Details

  • 6 x 6 inch square greeting card
  • Premium linen-textured card
  • “Better Penises Are Coming” design
  • Supplied with a white envelope
  • Professionally printed
  • Made by Touch of Appreciation
  • Carefully packaged for delivery

Processing & Delivery

Cards are normally dispatched within 2 working days, although during busy periods this may increase to 5 working days.

Your card is supplied with a white envelope and carefully packaged in cellophane and a board-backed envelope.

Free UK Delivery: Royal Mail 2nd Class – estimated 2–5 working days after dispatch.

Delivery times are estimates and may be affected by bank holidays, weather or Royal Mail delays.

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  • Refunds/Exchanges

    Items are non-refundable unless faulty or damaged. We will offer to replace or re-make your items first, they must be returned un-used. We do not cover return postage nor refund any postage fees.

  • Personalised Items/Spelling

    Please always check your spelling for personalisation, text is copied exactly how it's written, refunds will not be issued if you have made a spelling mistake. If however I have made a mistake I will always replace this product and dispatch it ahead of any other orders.